George

Really, really, ridiculously good-looking

So if you're worried that this blog is mainly going to be me talking about how cute my dog is, I'm afraid that's not unfounded. If I had an ugly dog with a terrible personality then I know that would be annoying, but since George is the best looking and sweetest dog in the world that's not really the case here (see above photo).

George is a Great Pyrenees/Australian Sheepdog/Monkey mutt. We adopted each other almost two years ago. His likes include yanking my arm out of its socket on our walks, losing his shit when his family comes home from work, and trying to fit his entire body in my lap. His dislikes include almost all food and treats, kids ages 3 months to 16, and anything that makes or might make noise, including but not limited to pots and pans, the blender, the cabinet we used to keep the blender in, and his own farts.

Although he can stink like corn chips and he sheds like a mother, George is the coolest and best looking member of our family, and being his mom is one of the best jobs I've ever had.